The seasons roll on by

Just wanted to wish a happy first day of spring to all. Nothing like an equinox to even things out. Kinda like lithium for Mother Nature.
A new season is upon us, so bust out your crack pipes and rejoice! Uh, well . . . maybe not that . . . . just yet. But, have a nice spot of tea or something. Relax. Do something nice for someone. Do something nice for yourself. Just make sure you do it in private. Indecent exposure is a class C felony in some states.
Given the state of my recent posts, most of you are probably thinking that I should follow my own advice here. And to that I say: PLLLBBBBBBTTTT!!!! Piss on that! I created my own hell and I’ll wallow in my self-sustaining misery as long as I want to! Why the hell do you think I created it in the first place? Do you think I enjoy this? You always think you can do these things, but you just can’t Nemo! Wait, that was someone else. No matter.
Anyways, lets move on shall we? A nice little happy journey into the future where everything will be happy and peachy and cute little bunnies will bring you your pipe and slippers and catepillars will nuzzle your nose. The free world will be led by a black man or a white woman and wars will end and cars will get another mile per gallon! I predict that the days will even get longer for the next few months. Until the later part of june even.
I know, it’s hard to believe in a happy place like that, but you gotta try if there is to be any hope at all. Consider the alternative ---- we could have nothing but non-stop reality shows on tv and Paris Hilton on the radio! Ewwww!
Ok, what I mean is . . . have a nice spring.